Easily distracted

[Us and the Press, this week]: Reason # 19575575 why Bush needs to go: Lost explosives! Bad! They kill Americans! Incompetent president! Gaaah!

(Osama Bin Laden appears on TV screen)

[Press]: Ooh, shiny! (run off to follow Osama)

[Us]: Gr.

I swear, sometimes my country and pretty much always its media are like a 10 year old with ADD on a sugar high.

Get yer heads outta yer asses!