Bush haiku

So this is how absorbed I was by class Monday night ... I wrote a bunch of Bush haiku. Here are some of the better ones (except the BEST one, which will be reserved for Oct. 23 at the Willow House! Can't give away everything for free!) ...

Hardest job in world -
All stress. Dou you want it done
By a C student?

Kyoto Treaty signed.
World agrees on a problem.
Not George: "Bad science!"

Pres's daily brief
Plausibly deniable:
We know he can't read.

The lump on his back:
Radio? Bullet-proof vest?
Mind-control Martian?

Thousand-dollar suit,
Billions to Halliburton,
Dollar-fifty brain.

Clear skies, clean water:
No birds, no fish. Hi, mercury!
Orwellian names.

Government your foe?
Don't lose job. Don't send letter.
Don't drive on our roads.

Osama in cave.
"Look! Shiny object! Saddam!"
Osama escapes.

At the podium,
Tries to speak, mind freezes up.
"Um ... ," lots of blinking.

To see leader speak,
Loyalty oath is required.
Fascism, anyone?

"Charity." "Be kind."
"Lion with lamb." "Turn your cheek."
Jesus: Pantywaste.